Don’t mistake meek for weak
or mistake silent for quiet
or mistake my intent for luck
Cuz, I’ll give a whole new meaning
to the term mindfuck
and I’m just gettin’ warmed up
ask La Columbiana Guapa, without any drama
or those black cats I’ll call ’em two goats
then ask Cuddles what she knows
Ya, I’ll drop the “tiger” if you want it
It hogs a lot of material, that 36 grit
And about that photo the rock was in
you’re right, Ms. Wife, without the knife, they could’ve been twins
you’ll be findin’ that with the Queen of Diamonds
There’s a Dime, a King, the Jack of Hearts and me
I’m Big A, and you’ll see we’re rollin’ that BDE
And cousin, now that you know it’s true
Do ya think the world is ready for 1-oh-2?
For everyone that screams about proof
Ladies, just sing about the Groove
if that’s not enough for you fools
Ms. Goings you didn’t get played
just tell Bert that’s what he gets for drinking the kool-aid
if you wanna call me out, don’t give it much thought
if you wanna call me out, call me Prof
Remember, not everyone who stumbles and falls
are forever lost
If that’s too much or too funky
Pronounce it with an Umpty
And if you wanna know who I am and what I’ll be,
C’mon y’all, say it with me
because with great power, there must always be
Great responsibility
and a fuckin’ Jedi Knight like me.